“Pillow talk my enemy, my ally…” lyrics from the famous song, Pillow talk by Zayn has inspired us on Yarn Central to ask some pillow talkie questions. Have you ever said anything to your partner before or after sex that you regret? On this episode on Yarn central, some Nigerian youths tell us what they said to their partners during their pillow talk that they regret until today.
“I and my ex boyfriend had one night of steamy hot sex. When I say that it was hot, believe me when I say that that night’s sex was hotter than hell. We went on different rounds and finally decided to go down on each other. Usually, we do this often but that particular night was exceptional. He skillfully exercised his tongue on my clit and every part of my p**sy that needed to be touched that I shook like an earthquake. When we finally rested, I didn’t know when I asked him if he had been practicing with other women before that night because he did better than other days and that was how the relationship went down the murky waters because he had an issue with someone not trusting him and according to him, I made a “lame” joke. Best believe that it was the last time he did that to me until we finally broke up and up until now, I haven’t felt as much pleasure as I did that day.”
“I took this babe to a hotel and we decided that we were only gonna go 69, no penetrations, just oral sex all through until we made each other cum. I won’t lie, it was my first time with this babe and she smelled so good (perfume wise) until I got close to her kitty. I say make I just manage complete wetin I start because it wouldn’t make any sense to keep her hanging after hyping the whole thing. I continued to eat this girl out and while I was at it, my mind kept going to how I felt when I pass all those kolekole people because this girl stank but man’s gotta be brave till the end. After 30 minutes of torturing myself, I told her it was time to take a break. We lay down looking at each other and the entire time, I was telling myself that I won’t say anything about it until this babe asked me “I taste good, yeah?” and that was how I blurted “Is there a particular way ladies wash up that will make them smell even better than they taste good? Could you please wash up your pu**y before we do this again?” It was 11:25pm, this babe legit washed up and left the hotel room that night. Any how, no be by perfume o! You dey wash well?”
“I was about to cum so I tried pulling out but she kept pulling me in. I didn’t know when I said “Ti o ba loyun, iwo yoo fun mummy re” (which translates to: if you get pregnant, you will give the child to your mommy) because I really wasn’t trying to take chances.”
“I and my bestie did it. Abeg, change my name like you usually do. I have a boyfriend but the adventurous spirit in me wanted to explore even further and I won’t lie, my bestie is a f**king hunk and he knows it. He liked me like you would like a girl you wanna date but I really just wanted a bestie with benefits. One afternoon when he came over to my place, we had sex but I feel I had already overrated his sexual abilities in my head before then that the whole thing was below my expectations. It was just mid. When we laid down, he looked at me and he said he wanted to do this again and I told him that he performed like my boyfriend but slightly in a better way. I think it was because he was in his feelings at that moment but after that day, things weren’t the same anymore.”
“My new girlfriend was so hype about giving me a blowwie for the first time because apparently, it was an A game for her. She finally did and with all the hype and getting my expectations high up in the sky, I asked her if that was it? I felt I could say my mind but sh*t got her quite down.”
“I’m not sure if this story can fall under the pillow talk category but I kissed this girl and NGL, she kept moving weird with her tongue. It was like she was legit trying to take my teeth out, like girl, if you can’t do the French kiss thing, relax. I told her that she wasn’t good at it and you know how women are, she took it personal talmbout how I’ve never really rated her.”
“So I have this thing where after sex, I tell the person how well they did by grading them. I didn’t think it was weird until this particular person I was really starting to dig. I told him he was a solid 7/10 and better than the last few guys I’ve had sex with. He got quite offended. I won’t say I regret it sha, I think he’s too much of a sensitive person and that was a turn off.”
“It wasn’t what I said but what my fiancé said to me. He knows that I never like my past to be brought up. I was into runs when I was in the uni and made a lot of money from it. Plenty money equaled to plenty of sex. That night, we both had a couple of drinks before we finally got down to having sex. After he came, he looked at me and asked me “have I been any better than all the men you’ve slept with or are you just managing me? I’m asking because of how experienced you are…” and he slept off. I never brought it up again but it still pricks me in my chest.”
“We were on the same bus traveling from Benin to Uyo for NYSC. I’m bi so I’m attracted to both sexes. I started talking to her on the bus and it seemed like we had a lot in common. When we got to our first stop to rest and urinate and all that shenanigans, she suggest that I give her head and I was like ‘huh, freaky. I like that.’ These restaurants along the express usually have very messy restrooms so when she placed her leg on the toilet seat, I went down on her and I perceived one weird odour. Yes, she seemed very eager but I couldn’t go ahead with it. When we got back to the bus, she asked me why I opted out and I thoughtlessly told her that I wasn’t too sure where the odour I perceived came from.”
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