Your favorite and powerful Yarn Central writer has debunked 6 Bro Codes for your own entertainment because it’s Friday. Take it seriously at your own peril.
1. Have your bro’s back, no matter what. You’re no friend if you cannot watch out for him.
Be your brother’s keeper for sure but to what end? How long will you keep backing up your lying and cheating friend? Majority of the time, bros need you to back them up when they’re acting fishy with their girlfriends. Women, shine your eyes. When your man’s friend continues saying things that are aligning with your boyfriend’s excuses, he’s up to no good.
Disclaimer: It’s not always about relationships. And this may not be the case as they could both be innocent.
2. You must do all you can to save your bro from dating an ugly girl. Chances are that he is too drunk to even make out if that person is a girl or a guy. If you’re sure he’s sober, then that means you can shrug off all responsibility and try your own luck with hotter women around.
I thought beauty was in the eye of the beholder? What happened to good personality? Good personality in the mud. I know a guy that all he did was police his friend’s girlfriend’s looks. Every girl his bro showed him wasn’t fair enough, thick enough, blah blah blah. I think bros should have no say when it comes to the women their friends have chosen to be with in terms of looks unless you notice that these women have bad personalities that their friends are too blind to see. Also, are you guys always drunk?
3. The bro code permits the entry of a girl as the new bro only if she proves to be worthy of the honour and by common concession, of course.
I saw this and I laughed. “The bro code permits the entry of a girl as the new bro” the new bro? The neeewww BRRRROOOO? If you’re a girl and you’ve joined a group of ‘bros’, hold on for the next bro code.
4. Even if a girl manages to enter the bro gang, you shall never reveal the bro code to her. You may treat her as one amongst you but never disclose any rule until she wins your trust completely. She could be an undercover agent for all you know.
Like I said in the previous bro code, you have successfully joined the bros and you’re feeling fly like a dragonfly, just know that they’re likely to not let you into the circle fully as the “new bro”. Besides, why let a girl into your bro circle in the first place without trusting her fully? Does that mean she is on probation? She could be an undercover agent? Of course, Mr. Smith.
5. Anything a bro does in a drunken state is justified. Everything is forgiven for him. You shall make excuses for him whenever required, for he shall do the same when the time comes.
How does this code even make any sense? Anything a bro does in a drunken state is justified? If alcohol is not making you feel sleepy, it’s giving you confidence and audacity. Whatever ‘mistake’ your bro made when he was drunk was already preconceived and the drunken state only helped him to actualize it. Continue to forgive at your own peril.
Disclaimer: This may not always be the case especially when you know your friend is going through hard times and is emotionally unstable but if that’s not the case, nah you know.
6. A bro always advices his bro with the best tips to approach a girl. It is a bro’s duty to encourage his bro to become an Alpha-Bro.
The ‘bro’ in this sentence has become too much which brings me to the end of this powerful session.
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