Yes, everyone and their aunties and uncles are excited for the new BBNaija Level Up season 7. For some of us, it is a chance to subscribe on our decoders because we probably haven’t subscribed since Whitemoney won and you don’t want CNN to kill you with bad news so BBNaija was your only hope. While some of us just see it as a chance to have something interesting to talk about since our lives are so boring but Sheggz is a good conversational character.
Anyway, all of your various reasons are valid but are you really trying to watch this reality show for absolute entertainment and not get broken-hearted after your favorite housemate leaves the house because you stanned them too much? Yes, we have the most effective ways to avoid heart break and tears while you maintain quality entertainment.
Turn Deaf Ears To Any Of The Arguments
If they decide to argue about food or who has body odour or not, just look vaguely at the screen or look at what they’re wearing instead, you’ll definitely find something to distract you while you maintain neutrality.
Close Your Eyes
Sheggz and Chichi are entering your eyes, right? Close am.
Fake Interest In The Show
If you’re among those that have joined BBNaija group chats, how will you pretend now? No matter what you do, a hardcore housemate stan in the group chat is likely to initiate you into the stanhood so you better respect yourself and leave that group chat. If anyone asks you who’s the finest, answer them with “they’re all made in God’s image” or “I barely watch it to notice who’s better looking”, better still, answer them with “I came here for the drama and not who fine pass.”
Guard Your Heart During The Eviction Night
Just start preparing yourself on Saturday against Sunday eviction night because eviction moments is heartbreak for those that didn’t come prepared like the story of the ten virgins in the Bible. If they evict anybody and you start to notice feelings of sadness, beat your chest and tell yourself that you have a heart of ice and not even fire can melt it.
Dance Along With The Housemates On Saturday Night
It’s the weekend! Get dressed and stand in front of your TV then dance along with the housemates to the music. Why will you sit down and watch which of the housemates that can dance better? You better get dressed and join the groove in the house you paid rent for.
Don’t Watch BBNaija
Did you really think you could watch BBNaija without stanning anyone? You might as well not watch at all.
Anyway, you’re welcome.